A Desk Wordprint

£950. Send a link. A person rules on it. Delivered inside five working days.

Everything your business publishes sounds like your business, whoever wrote it and whatever wrote it.

Everything you have already published gets read and measured, and the specification gets written from it. Then somebody with twenty years of proposals, bids, pitches, board papers and marketing behind them reads the evidence and rules on it: which habit is a strength, which is a tic, which sentence you keep trying to cut is the best one you have, and what to do in each of the awkward cases. The ruling goes above the document, under his name, with the three things you did not know about your own writing first.

It carries the three-things promise: if it does not tell you at least three things you did not know about your own writing, you do not pay, and you keep the document. The self-serve version is the same reading without the ruling, at £395.

Where should it read?

Web addresses, one per line. Your homepage is enough; links get followed from there.

Read them first, free, before you pay: it takes about twenty seconds.

About you

Business name Email, which is where the document goes Anything worth knowing? Optional.

What happens next. You pay by card through Stripe, and the date below is fixed on the receipt. Your pages get read and measured, a person reads the evidence and writes the ruling, and the document arrives by email at a permanent link, printable as a PDF and exportable as markdown, with the prompt pack on its own.

£950, delivered inside five working days. Three things you did not know, or you do not pay.

English only, for now. Every variety of it is fine, American and British alike. Anything else is declined and refunded rather than scored, because on another language this instrument does not fail, it flatters. Other languages are on the list rather than in the product: say which one and it counts as a vote.

The text is kept only until the document is delivered, then it is deleted. Payment is handled by Stripe, and card details never reach this service.